How do you get those pesky human blood stains off a car's front hood?

How do you get those pesky human blood stains off a car's front hood?
submitted by Dr. Robotnik

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
submitted by Saka Yuura

Christophe says: Tough question. People who don't have woodchucks in their country actually tend to assume that a woodchuck is not a mammal, but instead a woodpecker. Since in some circles 'chucking' and 'pecking' are the same thing. If for some reason, a woodchuck gained the ability to chuck wood, then there could be two outcomes. Knowing of the popular tongue twister, a woodchuck may attempt to chuck all the wood he could. Or he could turn rebel and say 'I don't care what society tells me to do. I'd rather chuck other things instead." With that, well, I guess I can't really give you a true answer-unless I knew the proper formula for factoring in a woodchuck's energy with the added on skill to chuck and perhaps a given time-frame.

da-dha says: Ha?!?

should somebody making threads asking advice start an advice column?

should somebody making threads (in forums) asking advice start an advice column?
submitted by Me>>>>You

Are British men really better lovers than American men? Or is it just the seductive promise of the British accent??? Or is it something else entirely?

Are British men really better lovers than American men? Or is it just the seductive promise of the British accent??? Or is it something else entirely?
submitted by Morfan76

Superman vs. Megaman; who would win?

Superman vs. Megaman; who would win?
submitted by GUY W/ 1000 NAMES

Christophe says: One would assume that Megaman would have to come to Superman fully prepared. We all know how he pwns robots of al kinds. Once he's gotten Metallo's kryptonite heart and adapted it to weaponry, he can totally wipe the pavement with Superman.

Should the U.S take part in the Olympics this year, since it's in China?

Should the U.S take part in the Olympics this year, since it's in China?
submitted by GUY W/ 1000 NAMES

da-dha says: Yes. USA being everywhere (with its CIA and other agencies around the globe), it can be an advantage to spy over China. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Should Pluto be a planet or not?

Should Pluto be a planet or not?
submitted by GUY W/ 1000 NAMES

Why do I have a burning sensation when I urinate?

Why do I have a burning sensation when I urinate?
submitted by Ray Z

Christophe says: I'd stay off applying soap in the affected area before the deed.

What if your parents/friends hate your significant other or vice versa.

What if your parents/friends hate your significant other or vice versa.
submitted by Bradlee Scott

What's the best way to introduce your significant other to your parents/friends?

What's the best way to introduce your significant other to your parents/friends?
submitted by Bradlee Scott

Is it okay to keep a gathering from a friend if you just don't have space for more people?

Is it okay to keep a gathering from a friend if you just don't have space for more people?
submitted by Bradlee Scott

How do you merge two groups of friends you may have?

How do you merge two groups of friends you may have?
submitted by Bradlee Scott

How do you tell someone that you're spending too much time with them without hurting their feelings?

How do you tell someone that you're spending too much time with them without hurting their feelings?
submitted by Bradlee Scott

Is it okay to flirt when you're out with friends even though you may be in a relationship?

Is it okay to flirt when you're out with friends even though you may be in a relationship?
submitted by Bradlee Scott

Is geek the new chic?

Is geek the new chic?
submitted by Bradlee Scott

Chester says: I don't think so. I still find geeks "not" fashionable. Honestly, I find geeks very unattractive though most of them know a lot of things I don't know like things related to philisophy, science and other smart stuff. But I think they also have to take time to know some thing about fashion and how to make themselves look more appealing- have this smart elegance and sophistication specially in their manner of dressing. One reason why I refuse to choose between beauty and bains. I find the two very important and I won't pick out just one, I'd rather have both!

Is dating in the workplace okay?

Is dating in the workplace okay?
submitted by Bradlee Scott

Christophe says: We live in a world where we're paranoid about the things people say about us anyway. This world also happens to have a population of people who can't hold on to relationships for very long. In general, I'd say lay off the co-worker. There are a few exceptions, but that's all they are-exceptions.

How do you ask for a raise?

How do you ask for a raise?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

How do you tell a friend they have a drinking and or drug problem?

How do you tell a friend they have a drinking and or drug problem?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

What's worse- the guilt of a one night stand while you're in a relationship or being cheated on because of a one night stand?

What's worse- the guilt of a one night stand while you're in a relationship or being cheated on because of a one night stand?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

What's the best way to break up with someone?

What's the best way to break up with someone?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

da-dha says: Tell it frankly. Don't keep someone as an option or a bounce.

How do you tell your parents something that could potentially break their heart?

How do you tell your parents something that could potentially break their heart?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

Sex before married- Smart or Sin?

Sex before married- Smart or Sin?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

Is masturbation wrong?

Is masturbation wrong?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

Chester says: I don't find anything wrong about masturbation. According to the doctor who I often see on Oprah (sorry, I forgot his name), we have to have "at least" 300 orgasms a year in order to keep ourselves healthy. Good for those people who have partners or "fuck buddies" (hahaha!)... But how about us singles? What do you think we have to do? How can we keep up with the Joneses and stay healthy?

Christophe says: Doctor Phil... and er... no comment. LOL

da-dha says: If 98% of the adult population is doing this, will this 98% says they are wrong? lol

How do you tell your best friend that their significant other is either a jackass, cheating, or hitting on you?

How do you tell your best friend that their significant other is either a jackass, cheating, or hitting on you?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

How big of an age difference is okay when dating?

How big of an age difference is okay when dating?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

If you knew your significant other had gone out and had lunch with an ex, but he didn't tell you- is it cheating?

If you knew your significant other had gone out and had lunch with an ex, but he didn't tell you- is it cheating? Was he/she in the right by not having to tell you?

submitted by Bradlee Scott

does the dollar decline show strength in the peso?

Does the dollar decline show strength in the peso?
Submitted by qb