Thursday, April 17, 2008

How do you get those pesky human blood stains off a car's front hood?

How do you get those pesky human blood stains off a car's front hood?
submitted by Dr. Robotnik

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck, if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
submitted by Saka Yuura

Christophe says: Tough question. People who don't have woodchucks in their country actually tend to assume that a woodchuck is not a mammal, but instead a woodpecker. Since in some circles 'chucking' and 'pecking' are the same thing. If for some reason, a woodchuck gained the ability to chuck wood, then there could be two outcomes. Knowing of the popular tongue twister, a woodchuck may attempt to chuck all the wood he could. Or he could turn rebel and say 'I don't care what society tells me to do. I'd rather chuck other things instead." With that, well, I guess I can't really give you a true answer-unless I knew the proper formula for factoring in a woodchuck's energy with the added on skill to chuck and perhaps a given time-frame.

da-dha says: Ha?!?

should somebody making threads asking advice start an advice column?

should somebody making threads (in forums) asking advice start an advice column?
submitted by Me>>>>You

Are British men really better lovers than American men? Or is it just the seductive promise of the British accent??? Or is it something else entirely?

Are British men really better lovers than American men? Or is it just the seductive promise of the British accent??? Or is it something else entirely?
submitted by Morfan76

Superman vs. Megaman; who would win?

Superman vs. Megaman; who would win?
submitted by GUY W/ 1000 NAMES

Christophe says: One would assume that Megaman would have to come to Superman fully prepared. We all know how he pwns robots of al kinds. Once he's gotten Metallo's kryptonite heart and adapted it to weaponry, he can totally wipe the pavement with Superman.

Should the U.S take part in the Olympics this year, since it's in China?

Should the U.S take part in the Olympics this year, since it's in China?
submitted by GUY W/ 1000 NAMES

da-dha says: Yes. USA being everywhere (with its CIA and other agencies around the globe), it can be an advantage to spy over China. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Should Pluto be a planet or not?

Should Pluto be a planet or not?
submitted by GUY W/ 1000 NAMES